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- Assassin's Creed - Germany - Rammstein - Oomph! - Airplanes - Travel -
- BABYMETAL - Places I'd Like to Visit - Foxes - Wolves - Hetalia - Naruto -
- Cats - Scenery - Cute Things - Pokémon - Anime - Hannibal -
- The Walking Dead - Orange is the New Black - Die Mannschaft -

Warning: I tend to complain a lot and I'm very opinionated (and often have unpopular opinions) also I get annoyed at Tumblr a lot so yeah anything I add text to will have the tag "ellie's ramblings" otherwise it's just me ranting along in the tags

~ Saturday, October 7 ~
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evillordzog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jedifinnrey:

snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children. 

He could have become rich and famous and been one of the most well regarded wizards of his age with his knowledge of spells and potions

But instead he decided “The girl i hurled racial slurs at put me in the Friend Zone so I’m gonna go become a Magic Nazi and then spend the remainder of my adult years emotionally abusing twelve year olds”

He could have become everything a Slytherin should have been instead of the epitome of what everyone else thinks they are.


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~ Sunday, September 10 ~
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doktor-gonzo:

lizardvvizard:

carnilia:

showerthoughtsofficial:

The effort that people must put into copying and pasting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ from the internet really goes against the ethos of the shoulder shrug.

No, no, my dudes! Just create a shortcut on your phone!

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rebagel to save a life

what if you’re on android tho? i want to always have the Lenny Face at my disposal

Keep it pinned in your clip tray

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(Source: reddit.com)


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~ Sunday, August 13 ~
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american culture is

justbehappydamnit:

slavkokalegend:

slavkokalegend:

  • i have a structured settlement, and i need cash now! CALL JG WENTWORTH, 877-CASH-NOW!!!!
  • if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation
  • give your child a head start for just PENNIES A DAY!!!!

more american culture, gathered for your convenience from the notes of this post:

  • 🎶 800-588-2300 e m p i r e ! 🎶 TODAY!
  • CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK! Its Lots and Lots of TRAINS!
  • Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to t
  • (shirley temple voice) ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP, MONKEYS AND RABBITS, LOOP DA LOOP
  • We! Are! Farmers! Bum ba bum bum bum bum bum!
  • STANLEY STEEMER MAKES YOUR HOME CLEANER!
  • Personal injury lawyer commercials (vary by region)
  • FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME!

Fuck you all I heard the voices in my head exactly

Tags: all of these omg but what is the train one?
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~ Sunday, July 23 ~
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Waluigi is fabulous gtfo

Waluigi is fabulous gtfo


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~ Tuesday, July 4 ~
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~ Saturday, July 1 ~
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fake-mermaid:

perfect bands don’t exi-

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~ Thursday, June 29 ~
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~ Tuesday, June 13 ~
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Tags: oh my god if this isnt me cries forever in a corner
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~ Sunday, June 11 ~
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thevoiceofalienjesus:

suppermariobroth:

Waluigi’s eagle animation from Mario Golf: World Tour.

This is me

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